Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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