No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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