I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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