Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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