absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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