I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
