Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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