I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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