My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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