Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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