dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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