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this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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