Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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