i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
if only i could text you this smell
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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