There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.