i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
