youre lurking in front of me
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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