I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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