Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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