You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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