the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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