There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Floor bacon is actually really good
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
