Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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