Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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