Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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