its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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