quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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