is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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