yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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