I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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