Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I got inside last night via doggy door
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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