so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
vagina is talking i cant
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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