Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
His nipple licking is glorious
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