I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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