you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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