I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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