I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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