i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
you never un-have a 4some
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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