After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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