Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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