Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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