I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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