woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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