I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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