the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
