hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you