I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.