Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...