no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You left your phone here
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