I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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