did you get engaged???
Your tits are I can't wait for
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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