There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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