so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
