glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
