I wanna passion pit in your ass
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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