I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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