I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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