Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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