Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i will never coherently bang her
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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